today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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This quote is sitting above my desk for those days when I’m tired of trying to sort out my life for the next twenty years. Today is one of those days, so I’m so glad to see this again.
I know, seriously this quote keeps me going some days when I just can’t… <3
This is important. This is very, very, very fucking important.
(Source: brightandalarming)
As per request - Dr. Hannibal Lecter
(Source: lecter-psychiatricmedicine)
- My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
- Me: I'm SAYIN'.
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
[Raving Commentary]
Jeff Davis: Look at that face. These faces were made to be in front of a camera. I hate them. […] Tyler Hoechlin cannot look bad. I’ve never seen him look bad in his life.
Christian Taylor: Only when he sulks.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
welp
and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty
They’re not.
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselvesI love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.
But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!
WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!
yes yes yes yes yes yes!
One more thing I want to add is that I don’t appreciate being judged on the color of my skin any more than a POC might. That, and I have nothing to apologize for, as I know for a fact that my ancestors never owned slaved and never believed in owning slaves based on the region on the country they lived in, as well as their religious affiliations (that and my family didn’t belong to aristocracy on either side).
So if anyone is going to sit around and blindly judge me because I have white Anglo skin, not knowing anything about my actual heritage or even my character, that’s called reverse racism. And it’s their loss.
